Goodbye 2005....
2005 was a pretty eventful year for me in many many ways...i wish 2006 improves whatever needs to be improved in me and hope it enhances whatever im good at. so anyway....my new years resolution for the year 2006:
I'VE GOTTA STOP MAKING ANY MORE RESOLUTIONS!!!
These darn resolutions have never..never does...and will never work out for any human ever.So im not makin any...if by chance all u ppl out there have ur own resolutions...well...all the best!!! im celebrating a very sad new year right at home...no plans. so anyway...ill see all u guys in the next year...hope u have a gr8 new year....hope it brings u all the love...joy...blah blah blah and whatever else u may need. Celebrate the lighter side of your life this year and there's nobody who can do a better job at it than Homer Simpson. here u go....
Homer: Marge? Since I'm not talking to Lisa, would you please ask her to pass me the syrup?
Marge: Dear, please pass your father the syrup, Lisa.
Lisa: Bart, tell Dad I will only pass the syrup if it won't be used on any meat product.
Bart: You dunkin' your sausages in that syrup homeboy?
Homer: Marge, tell Bart I just want to drink a nice glass of syrup like I do every morning.
Marge: Tell him yourself, you're ignoring Lisa, not Bart.
Homer: Bart, thank your mother for pointing that out.
Marge: Homer, you're not not-talking to me and secondly I heard what you said.
Homer: Lisa, tell your mother to get off my case.
Bart: Uhhh, dad, Lisa's the one you're not talking to.
Homer: Bart, go to your room.
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Homer (sung to the Flintstones song): Simpson! Homer Simpson! He's the greatest guy in history. From the, Town of Springfield! He's about to hit a chestnut tree! ::hits tree:: DOP!!!!
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Grandpa: My son Homer is not a communist. He may be a liar, a pig, an idiot, a communist, but he is not a porn star.
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Homer: Well, he's kind of had it in against me ever since I accidentally ran over his dog. Actually, replace "accidentally" with "repeatedly," and replace "dog" with "son."
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he he he...hope u guys enjoyed it....and Happy New Year once again!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
posted by Sid at
7:01 AM
9 Comments:
hey its my first time visiting here..
you got some fun stuff..
keep up the good work..
cheers.
and happy new year to you.
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Pandhu, at Sun Jan 01, 12:14:00 AM
dude...gimme a hi5! I have bothered to make any resolution too!...And who better than the evergreen Homer Simpson to start proceedings for a new year!
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Unknown, at Sun Jan 01, 09:00:00 AM
Hey ppl!
u gotta go and check out sid's photos on swathi's blog!!
trust me, dey're absolutely hilarious!!
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Anonymous, at Sun Jan 01, 10:17:00 AM
hey,ur abs rit abt d ny resolution..dose things neva work out..n i dont get it y wait for jan 1st to make a resolu..i mean u make it ny day u like??? well i think it tht way....tho i havnt taken 1...
lemme tell ya ur d only 1 to hav spent time at home on 31st..coz i tooooo did d same.....
hope ur next NY(2k7) goes rockin...
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Anonymous, at Mon Jan 02, 12:46:00 AM
hey sid...i agree with u about the resolutions..so n resolutions for me too this year...and even i was at home for new year's eve:-(...anyways HAPPY NEW YEAR..-
Tanya
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Anonymous, at Mon Jan 02, 09:40:00 AM
hey sid
u got a damn interesting blog dude!!! u got it all from movie reviews to articles on anatomy....keep it goin cheers!!!
ps. found the anatomy article really interesting ....(i am the first persom to say that lol!!) luking frwd to more
Cheers!!!
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Anonymous, at Tue Jan 03, 08:39:00 AM
very cute!!! :) i used to love watching the simpsons!!!! don't nemore however :(
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Deepti Ravi, at Wed Jan 04, 04:40:00 AM
hi sid,
true....very true....new year resolutions never work out....any way happy new year
shweta
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Anonymous, at Wed Jan 04, 04:44:00 AM
@Revatechnic: Hey..thanks for dropping by and thanks for the compliment...happy new year to u too...pls do visit often.
@Nj: I know u were jus dying to be the first...jus dying!
@Vikram: Nobody can ever deny the homer simpson fact...
@Sindhu: We need to talk....before the last thread of my dignity snaps...
@A.D: Hopefully next yr shud be better...i sat up and studied through misnight..sheesh..im ashamed of myself.
@Tanya: And happy new year to u too...
@Ashfaq:hey dude..thanks for the compliment...wait for moe of those anatomy articles cause they'll be comin up soon...
@Deepthi: U stopped watchin the simpsons!!!!!????? WHY!!!!!?????
@Shweta: Hey...::sarcastic:: glad u liked the anatomy stuff...he he he....
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Sid, at Thu Jan 05, 11:17:00 AM
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