Fire is absolutely safe!!!!

Here are some well planned safety tips for this years diwali.....burstin crackers or usage of any form of explosives should preferably be done only after reading this post.....

1.Never ever light crackers too close to ur face....u might get tanned.

2.If u wanna find out what happens when u light crackers right next to ur face.............experiment on younger brothers....sisters....cousins.....or the irritating 8 yr old neighbour.

3.According to the french....Inflamable means NOT flamable.....so don go tryin to experiment with all ur linguistic skills....jus stick to plain ol' english when readin safety instructions.

4.Always wear loose clothes while burstin crackers....this rule actually implies only for good lookin ppl....cause if ur a bomb.....u might take in all the heat and explode too!

5.Since ur dealing with fire....always keep water ready..............cause you'll never really know when ur gonna feel thirsty...honestly...u wont...

6.Rockets should always be pointin vertically upwards and never downwards.....unless of course ur standin in the terrace and u see George Bush walkin by the street....well thats an exception.

All the rules mentioned....properly applied will let u guys celebrate a happy and "a not 100% safe" Diwali!!!!

in case some of u guys have still not clicked the george bush link......do it now!